when did a fire engine become appliance? April 16, 2008
Posted by nicholas gill in language, words.add a comment
I was watching the news a couple of weeks back when that plane crashed near Biggin Hill and all I could think of was why were they calling a fire engine an appliance? Has the world gone mad?
It was, and always will be, a fire engine. I found these examples too to show how the world truly has gone mad. Words in a before (real world) and after (mad world) order.
Retard – Mentally Impaired.
Handicapped – Physically Challenged.
Midget – Little Person.
Indian – Native American.
Oriental – Asian.
Stewardess – Flight Attendant.
Waiter/Waitress – Food Server.
Mankind – Humankind.
Postman – Letter Carrier.
Unemployed – Job Seeker.
Boob flash – Wardrobe Malfunction.
Rubbish Man – Sanitary Engineer.
And lastly (for now)… Focus Group – On-Demand Customer Collaboration.
(I think I may have found some of these via AdRants. Image.)
digital wtf? April 14, 2008
Posted by nicholas gill in web 2.0.1 comment so far
Was invited to present to some students at my old haunt the Solent University today. A bit of a digital 101, here it is for general consumption. And after uploading to slideshare makes me realise we need to change our font from StoneSans to Arial, Helvetica or Verdana!
For anyone who was there, thanks for listening and not throwing things at me & feel free to contact me using the comments below or email/IM me at nr_gill@hotmail.com
And the links in the deck are:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le4aUAV1fA4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0
http://nikeplus.nike.com/nikeplus/?l=runs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4dpFpiTgk
http://diesel.adidas.com/83ways.php
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
http://unlimited.orange.co.uk/flash/go
http://www.diesel.com/lockin/index.php
http://mystarbucksidea.force.com/home/home.jsp
http://www.membersproject.com/
http://apps.facebook.com/protectedpoke/ProtectedPoke.aspx
http://www.runlondon.com/RouteFinder
http://www.willyoujoinus.com/energyville/
http://twitter.com/direct2dell
UPDATE 07.05
Thanks to the MA students today for listening to my ramblings.
UPDATE 30.09
Thanks to the kind people at Bournemouth University social media group for listening and having a conversation on our impromptu presentation yesterday. Big cheers to Mike for the pint afterward.
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the ultimate pitch April 13, 2008
Posted by nicholas gill in blog, content, user generated content, web 2.0.add a comment
Think you’ve got the next Gorilla inside you? Do you have Heidi’s in your sub-consciousness? Or could you bring a fresh take on a global issue? Creativity doesn’t always reside in the creative department. And here’s your chance to prove it and win a luxurious Cannes trip so you can be demanding, eccentric and quaff litres of fine wine and worse.
Getty Images have created the Ultimate Pitch competition: challenging you to respond to their creative brief with the propisition:
Express an idea that could make a world of difference.
The only catch is you have to use some Getty imagery, choons or video in your submission. Not too much of a hardship considering the breadth and quality of their work.
The competition is open to everyone from one man bands to global goliaths and is being judged by some of the most well-known big cheeses in the industry. So how about it?
Competition closes May 14.
Thanks to Andrew Ballantyne Gilbert from DDB London who created this and told me about this direct as an outreach to the AdAge Power 150 bloggers. Will share my pitch with you in due course.
bump @ 19 weeks April 12, 2008
Posted by nicholas gill in baby.1 comment so far
Here’s the bump from our 19 week scan earlier this week. Amazed at how much they can check, especially the blood flow through the heart. Technology wooh! Even saw his/her tongue moving and swallowing stuff. Taken a liking to mint choc chip ice cream and green wine gums. Can’t be mine then
Half way there!
protected poking April 8, 2008
Posted by nicholas gill in HIV, body shop, facebook, get lippy, headstream.add a comment
What better way to promote the Body Shop Get Lippy campaign, which aims to reduce infection of HIV/AIDS through better awareness around the world, than protecting your poke on Facebook. Through buying a £5.00 lippy balm type thing, £2.80 (at least) goes to the fund. That’s a lot.
Disclosure time, the Protected Poke was created by headstream who I work with on a group basis. Be interested to know what you think. Or show you support and poke some friends. With protection of course.
stuff selling on ebay April 6, 2008
Posted by nicholas gill in Uncategorized.add a comment
More loft clearing to make way for bump later in the year, so more stuff to sell. Go on, have a nose, have a bid.
goodbye geek boy, hello geek girl April 2, 2008
Posted by nicholas gill in blog, facebook, females in advertising, five by five, gaming, internet, thoughts, trends.add a comment
Computers, web n stuff. All geeky, spotty boys, right? Wrong. The girls have caught up and overtaken the boys, at least in the US. Read this article in NY Times for interesting insight and more nuggets like this (thanks to Mel Ferguson):
…among Web users ages 12 to 17, significantly more girls than boys blog (35 percent of girls compared with 20 percent of boys) and create or work on their own Web pages (32 percent of girls compared with 22 percent of boys).
Stats backed up by a recent eMarketer piece on more females than males online in US.
You probably also automatically think guys and gaming go together too but not so. In another show of support for the ladies, here’s a thought provoking post about how profanity and general insults have altered the “outsiders” perspective of gaming. There’s also a quite shocking video of someone gaming and basically sounding like he has Tourettes.
And is it any wonder the broad church of the advertising industry struggles to have senior females when repulsive opinions like the one in the image below are held. Very wrong. Full article here.
But that’s quite a miserable end to a post so let’s have some amusement by being wedgie-free from Hanes (via Daily Candy).
And if that wasn’t enough… I work with the no.1 (Kadri – on the right) and no. 3 (Katrina – on the left) hottest singles in the industry according to Revolution mag. Here they are (thanks to Katie White’s facebook).






















