"you're a big, daft cock" and other subtle replies

When questioned by a couple of subject matter experts, perhaps you should follow the example given by Martin Durkin, the executive producer of The Great Global Warming Swindle shown on Channel 4 recently. Rather than a pithy comeback, dismissive twaddle or polite response, Mr Durkin went for the jugular and the vernacular at the same time. Such gems include:

“You’re a big, daft cock”

“Why have we not heard this in the hours and hours of shit programming on global warming shoved down our throats by the BBC?

“Never mind an irresponsible bit of film-making. Go and f*** yourself.”

Forget bullshit bingo, try one of the above next time you get some difficult questions to your work and bone up on the full blown exchange.

Source: The Times